Funny Nepali SMS

Plane:Rocket yaar timi yeti chado kasari udna sakchau?
Rocket:Tyo ta uslai thaha huncha jasko chak ma aago lagcha

Auta keta le keti lai vanche,,mero ghar ma koi pani chaina ghar ma aau
Keta ghar pugcha vastav mai ghar ma koi hudaina raicha(Ghar ma tala lageko huncha)

Sudhir:Thaha cha mero baba bato katna kasto daraunu huncha..
Sudip:Kasari?
Sudhir:Baba jaile bato katne bela ma mero hath pakadnu huncha

Mummy:Ram yo laddu kamila na lagne thau ma rakha
Ram:Rakhe mummy
Mummy:kaha rakheu?
Ram:Pet Vitra

Budi rati Sapanama beujera karauche.
"Bhaga mero buda ayo"
Buda jhyal bata hamfalcha
ani samjhincha
a mai po tesko husband ho ta..

auta kt le auta kta lai vancha,
malai Timro Smile manparcha
Kt le kina vanera sodche???
Kta le vancha mero favourite colour yellow ho.

These are some of

Funny Nepali sms

.So enjoy them and post any via comment If you know new and interesting.

You can use this for mobile sms for free,So these are fre mobile funny sms.

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Nepali Dashain Sms

Dashain sms

Here are some of the collection of Dashain Sms or Dashara SMS.Since Dashain is win over dark and is the most famous festival,I have collected some text messages in order to pass out greeting in Dashain.This messgae is specialy created for Dashain 2067 or 2010 but may be used for any of the comming Dashain.

Tin janale Tapaiko Ghar ko bato khojdai thiye,

Maile tiniharulai batai diyeko chu,

So yo Dashain ma Tiniharu tapaiko Ghar ko Dhoka Dhakdhakaune chan

Ti hun Sukha,Shanti ani Samriddhi

Tapaiko Yespali koDashai Sukhad Rahos

Happy Dashain

Nidarma Tika,

Kaana ma Jamara,

Sukha Rahos Yes Paliko Dashain Hajurko,

Yehi nai ho Mero Dashain Ko Kamana

Happy Dashain.

Vagya Chamkiwos Sabaiko,

Sabaiko hos Sukha Samridhi,

sukha Shanti Hos Sub Tira,

Mata Durga ko Bas hos charai tira

Yehi nai cha mero Dashain ko subhakamana

Dashain nai ho ki Yo mero Dashain Farki ayeko

Kina Yesle malai yesto satayeko

Satayeni kei chaina Khusshi ni lyaucha

Dashai jasto ramailo aru k ma nai aaucha.

Subha Bijaya Dasami

These are just some of Dashain sms.Please Paste If you have any at comments below so the collection will be large.Waiting forward for your all good Response.
Your small help will be precious for us

Since Dashain is a great festival for Nepali,Dashain sms is also very much useful to Nepali.

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